Things You Don't Want to be Overheard Saying While Plotting in Barnes and Noble

My friend and I were working on our plots the other day in the Barnes and Noble Cafe and I blurted out something a little too loud. So I thought of other things you wouldn't to be overheard saying in Barnes and Noble, when people don't know what you're doing.

1) “I need more sex.”

2) “How much C4 do you need to blow up a bridge?”

3) “But I don’t want to do bondage!”

4) “Maybe it’ll be sexier if he goes down on her first.”

5) “Not sure I’m ready for anal sex.”

6) "But when he bites her, does she like it?"

What are some embarrassing things you’ve been overheard saying?

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